The side panel of shame

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Apparently this is news….

The side panel of shame

I have a love/hate relationship with the Daily Mail (mostly hate) but I still find myself strangely drawn to (not addicted you understand) the side panel of shame. Like most people-if they are honest.

Unfortunately, I am a bit out of the celeb inner circle these days as I no longer work with the lovely Vicky, Lisa, Bec and Nat who used to keep me fully in touch with the goings on across a number of celebrity platforms, from Bake Off to Big Brother, TOWIE to MIC, I relished their regular updates even though for the most part I still wasn’t entirely sure who half of these people were. Their knowledge was vast and detailed and impressive. I always felt a bit country bumpkin about it all and felt compelled to secretly buy Hello and Heat magazine to try and improve my celebrity knowledge.

Occasionally we would indulge in a little challenge and email each other the best bits from the side panel of shame-not when we were really busy though, obvs! I quite miss that actually…happy days. Oh how I will always remember Sarah Jessica Parker wearing a red coat and actually holding hands with her children…

So, as a little gift to my fully celeb-ed up friends, here is just a tiny bit of what I found in today’s side panel of shame.

Kim Kardashian flashes her cleavage while Khloe Kardashian goes bra less. Meanwhile Charlie Dimmock has a fuller figure these days and Kate Winslet is NOT pregnant.
In other news, Kourtney Kadashian wears her leotard over her jeans (what like Wonder Woman? Don’t we all do that sometimes? No? Just me? Oh ok…) and Gemma reveals the shock news that TOWIE is NOT real.

However, the really big shocker of the day is that Victoria Beckham is no longer wearing heels. She prefers a comfy pair of trainers but has ‘beyond hate’ for ballet flats…should we have a national day of mourning?

I actually can’t wait for tomorrow. Today I will be swotting up on who these Jenner people are? My teenage son looks at me in despair whenever I mention this but I remain confused.

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